When Zoloft and balloon animals can't seem to raise your spirits, the best way to brighten your life is to run the Color Yourself Rad 5K.

Color Me Rad is coming to a town near you with a tsunami of color. Once you set foot in this holy bath, it will make the blind see, the deaf hear, and the lame walk, run, and jump through 5 kilometers of colorful debauchery. *

You’ll start off with a shirt as pure and white as Mother Teresa’s saintly soul and wind up looking like a pack of skittles – just make sure not to “taste the rainbow.”

*These statements have not been validated by the FDA, God, or common sense.